Mr Jones ran through the hall
Cook took with her some cotton wool
Our teacher huffed and puffed
Mrs Brown went up and up,
Mr Jones rang the bell
We filed outside but at the door
Through the skylight her body wentMrs Brown's Funny Turn
Mrs Brown stormed into class
"Sit down, you lot," she screamed
Her face went red and then went blue
And from her ears came steam!
And shouted to the cook,
"Mrs Brown's had a funny turn"
Said cook '"I'll go and look!"
As she ran into class.
"I'll block her ears with this," she said,
"And do it pretty fast!"
And then she huffed and puffed some more.
Her body swelled like a big balloon
As she rose up from the floor.
Until she bumped the ceiling.
To see our teacher floating there
Gave us the queerest feeling.
And opened the classroom door.
"Everyone outside," he said,
Before I count to four!"
Took one last look up high.
To our surprise, we were just in time
To wave Mrs Brown goodbye.
And she floated right away.
She was last seen over Australia
Have you seen her down your way?
